Langley (October 15, 2005) – In an unprecedented move, CIA released a top-secret personal report on former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein this morning. It indicated that the agency has successfully applied various “unorthodox but highly advanced ” technologies, in order to assess the state of mind of high-value-targets like Mr. Hussein. The CIA report, declassified just a few hours ago, contained highly sophisticated data on Mr. Hussein’s biorythms for October 15, the day of the Iraqi constitutional referendum. It showed that Mr. Hussein was physically very strong, but extremely emotional today. His intellectual power was clearly at the absolute minimum. The details of this report can be viewed here.
Update: This study also showed that Saddam Hussein had a 67 % overall compatibility with Kim Jong Il of North Korea and a surprisingly high 83% overall compatibility with the American actress Barbra Streisand.
