Bush trades FEMA's Brown to the UN

Washington DC (September 8, 2005) - The Bush administration finally succumbed to the constant pressure of the Democrats and has traded Michael Brown, head of the FEMA, to the UN, in a deal announced late Thursday. In a press conference at the UN World Headquaters in Turtle Bay, New York, Mr. Kofi Annan, the Secretary General welcomed Mr. Brown to the UN team. He announced that Mr. Brown will head the newly formed UNFAA commission (United Nations Forces Against Aliens). Mr. Brown will lead an international team to develop emergency plan to protect the world against alien attack. The Bush administration will receive from the UN in return Mr. Kojo Annan, the son of the Secretary General and two to-be-named UN ambassadors from Europe. Unconfirmed reports from the White House indicated that President Bush will appoint Mr. Kojo Annan to the new position of Special Adviser to the President to run the "Oil-For-Food II" program, designed to raise money to finance the Katrina operations. Senator Hillary Clinton applauded the deal but criticized President Bush for not doing it earlier.