Biorhythms indicate critical week ahead for President Bush

Washington DC (October 24, 2005) – President Bush’s biorhythms for this week appeared to reflect the various crisis surrounding his presidency at this time. His physical and emotional state are close to the lowest point while his intellectual state is very high at the beginning of the week but is trending down. Mr. Scott McClellan, the president’s spokesman, flatly rejected this implication in a press statement this morning. The President never “believes in obscure things like biorhythms” Mr. McClellan said. Despite looming crisis with regard to possible indictments involving his top administration aides, Mr. Karl Rove and Mr. Lewis Libby, and the uncertainty of the Miers Supreme Court nomination, the president believed “significant progresses have been made in recent days” like the successful Iraq constitutional referendum on the foreign side and the substantial drop in gas price of more than 25 cents per gallon on the domestic side. The president’s optimism seemed to be supported as his job approval rebounds and hits 45 % as reported by Zogby International today.